Saint Patty Cat loves Tweed, just like her Mum and Dad.
30 random facts
1.) I used to be a trichotillomaniac and still pull my hair out from time to time.
2.) Dirty, greasy, disgusting junk food is my favorite food in the world; and I indulge once in a great while.
3.) When I first started, I did not enjoy eating greens, tofu, brown rice and wheat pasta- now I love it!
4.) I’m a smoker who chooses not to smoke.
5.) I would do anything for my Mom and Lucky.
6.) I am very creative.
7.) I recently ended some old friendships, it was for the best.
8.) I’m always lost.
9.) My closet is quite a comprehensive time capsule, I can look like two totally different people from two totally different decades from one day to the next, if I so desire.
10.) I am slow and meticulous at performing tasks.
11.) I am very sensitive.
12.) I believe that anyone at any age and size can meet their weight-loss goals.
13.) I am a complete-ist, a perfectionist and I fear failure.
14.) I am afraid of marriage because of the example my parents set for me, they have six marriages between them.
15.) I am ambidextrous.
16.) I have my choice between 2 different career paths and I oscillate between them daily.
17.) My middle toes on both feet are smaller than my pinky toes. It’s a permutation that occurs once, every million people. I have 2!
18.) I wish I were good at sports but I am fortunate to be good at exercising.
19.) Cooking from scratch makes me feel superior to everyone else.
20.) I don’t like to share my music or things that I like with others unless, I really, really like them. (LOL)
21.) I have anxiety disorder.
22.) I haven’t worked full time in close to three years. In those three years, I haven’t gone longer than two months without traveling to another state or country.
23.) I enjoy material things but no longer define success on what people own.
24.) No matter what I end up doing for a living, I will always be a writer.
25.) I think that Alex and I are a very unlikely match, that we’ve never been happier than we are right now (knock on wood) and that we are very lucky to have found each other.
26.) I am a very spiritual person and I believe in vibes and energies people give off.
27.) I am obsessed with being bone-y.
28.) I desperately want to learn to play guitar.
29.) My nature is to love but I was taught to be defensive.
30.) I learn from my mistakes.
Subliminal Marketing.
Maybe it’s the ex-smoker in me, but those new instant one shot VIA coffee packs by Starbucks sure do look like cigarettes.
I first noticed it when I was crossing the street with my brother in Philly. VIA was plastered on the Starbucks door across the way and I nudged my bro and asked if they were selling their coffee with a side of smokes. He claimed I was seeing things. But clearly I was not. I fell victim to subliminal marketing.
The two go hand in hand usually, which is why I now avoid coffee houses like I avoid pop music- completely and at all costs.
Well played, SBUX…well played.
Internet made the video star.
Credits
The Master: Alex Lombardi
The Pupil: Cute Kid from MIA video
The Villain: Guy with Awesome ‘Stache, Great Job.
Director: Bo Mirosseni
Sound FX: Joe Iemola
Track: Sleigh Bells, Riot Rhythm